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Put your brand in the vending machine.

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Click a slot, or type its code — A1, C4, F8.

A1
Open · shelf price $480

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How it works

  1. Pick a slot

    There are 6 shelves with 36 slots in total. Empty slots are available at the shelf price. If a slot is already taken, you can claim it by outbidding the current holder by $1. Take as many slots as you want.

  2. Brand it

    Add your brand name and logo, then pick the style you want your packaging in.

  3. Pay

    Pay by card. Your product is displayed in the machine as soon as your payment goes through.

Fair enough.

Is this a real ad buy?

It's a real slot on a real page that real people load. What it isn't is a performance channel — there's no targeting, no impressions report, no attribution. You're buying a visible position on one machine, and the fact that someone can take it from you is most of the appeal.

Why can't I upload my own artwork?

Because one loud banner ruins the shelf for everyone, including you. Send a logo and a name and the machine renders your product in its own packaging. Everything behind the glass looks like it belongs there.

What happens when I'm outbid?

The slot swaps on the page and it stops being yours. Nothing here is permanent — that is the whole offer, and it is the same rule that let you take the slot off whoever had it before you.

Can I buy a whole row?

Yes. Click the row letter on the left of the machine instead of a single slot. It's priced as the sum of the row plus a premium, and it's the loudest thing you can do here.

Who decides what's allowed?

I do, and I'll say no. No scams, no tokens promising returns, no adult content, nothing aimed at kids. Refused buys get refunded in full.

Who's in
the machine.