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Advertising sucks.
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36 slots on one machine. Take an empty one, or take someone else's.

Eye level costs more.

Retailers charge for the shelf at eye height because that's the one people actually see. Same rule, fewer meetings.

Click a slot, or type its code — A1, C4, F8.

A1

Your bid

Minimum $480

Your product

Your brand Chip bag · Pillow

Chip bag styles

Your details

You pay $480

How it works

  1. Pick a slot

    There are 6 shelves with 36 slots in total. Empty slots are available at the shelf price. If a slot is already taken, you can claim it by outbidding the current holder by $1. Take as many slots as you want.

  2. Make it yours

    Send me your brand name and logo, then choose how you want your packaging to look.

  3. Pay

    Pay by card. Once your payment goes through, your slot is yours, your product goes into the machine, your brand will be visible on the machine.

Who's in
the machine.

    Fair enough.

    Is this a real ad buy?

    It's a real slot on a real page that real people load. What it isn't is a performance channel — there's no targeting, no impressions report, no attribution. You're buying a visible position on one machine, and the fact that someone can take it from you is most of the appeal.

    Why can't I upload my own artwork?

    Because one loud banner ruins the shelf for everyone, including you. Send a logo and a name and the machine renders your product in its own packaging. Everything behind the glass looks like it belongs there.

    What happens when I'm outbid?

    The slot swaps on the page and it stops being yours. Nothing here is permanent — that is the whole offer, and it is the same rule that let you take the slot off whoever had it before you.

    Can I buy a whole row?

    Yes. Click the row letter on the left of the machine instead of a single slot. It's priced as the sum of the row plus a premium, and it's the loudest thing you can do here.

    Who decides what's allowed?

    I do, and I'll say no. No scams, no tokens promising returns, no adult content, nothing aimed at kids. Refused buys get refunded in full.